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  • Cryptmaster PS5 Review

    Ben reviews the PS5 version of Cryptmaster, taken from our latest recording of Tanked UP, ep422. Code provided by Akupara Games...
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    Paper Trail Review (Xbox X/S)

    In this top-down paper-folding puzzler, take on the role of Paige Turner, who has the supernatural ability to bend the spatial dimension of her 2D world around her. Story In Paper Trail, Paige Turner (get it? She can turn pages!) has been accepted into university but her parents don’t...
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    Astor: Blade of the Monolith Hands-On (Xbox X/S)

    If you didn’t grow up with a PS2 or a GameCube and want to know what games were like back in the early 2000s, look no further than Astor: Blade of the Monolith. I don’t think it was an intentional design decision by developer C2 Games Studio – it...
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    Mediterranea Inferno Review (Xbox X/S)

    Set in Italy post COVID-19, Mediterranea Inferno is a psychedelic visual novel about three Gen Z’s readjusting to reality after the pandemic. Before the viral outbreak, our three protagonists were known as the Sun Guys (which sounds so much more poetic in Italian) and were revered by their peers...
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    Lords of Exile Review (Xbox X/S)

    Lords of Exile is an homage to linear 8-bit Action Platformers and within the first 20 minutes, I knew I hated it. As a callback to classic NES games, it features all the archaic physics and controls that I had hoped we had abandoned by now. Lords of Exile...
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    Froggie – A Retro Platformer Review (Xbox X/S)

    Froggie – A Retro Platformer does exactly what it says on the cartridge, so to speak. It’s a 2-bit Platformer where the titular Froggie hops, wall climbs and slides through 100 levels. Story Froggie – A Retro Platformer has no story but if I had to make one up...
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    Worldless Hands-On (Xbox Series X/S)

    I love a good Metroidvania; it’s probably my favourite genre. There’s something extraordinarily satisfying about improving my character’s arsenal of skills over time, eventually granting them access to areas previously teased but tantalisingly inaccessible the first time I saw them. And in equal measure, I dislike turn-based strategy games....
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    It’s a Wrap! Hands-On (Nintendo Switch)

    If you have ever dreamed of shooting, directing, starring in, and editing your own movie, you need to know about It’s a Wrap!. In this multifaceted puzzle platformer, you juggle multiple media roles to pull off iconic 80s blockbuster hits. Using the different timelines in the editing suite, you...
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    Atlas Fallen Review (Xbox X/S)

    I would rather drown in quicksand...