Ranking Every Nightmare on Elm Street Movie
This Halloween I’m looking back on perhaps the defining horror franchise of the 1980s. Arriving late into the slasher boom,...
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Ranking Every Final Destination Movie
Noughties horror franchise Final Destination has been brought back from the dead, revived in 2025 with the release of Final...
The Hills Have Eyes Part II: 40 Years Of The Laziest Horror Sequel
“You can’t sit on this for the rest of your life.” I really wish Wes Craven had. A therapist speaks...
Revelations From Finally Reading Frankenstein After Watching So Many Adaptations
Frankenstein is a novel we’ve all convinced ourselves we’ve pretty much read even if we haven’t. There have been so...
George Romero’s The Crazies Is The Dr. Strangelove Of Horror Movies And Very Relevant in 2025
Roughly 50% of George Romero’s The Crazies is one of my favourite horror movies. I’m not crazy about the other...
Revelations From Finally Reading Bram Stoker’s Dracula After Watching So Many Adaptations
Dracula is widely considered the most adapted work of fiction in history, with innumerable film and television retellings, not to...
The World Is Not Enough is the Template for the Daniel Craig Era of James Bond
Considering how long it’s taking to get the next iteration of James Bond off the ground, the reinvention of the...
The X-Files: I Want to Believe is Underrated and the Better of the Two Movies
I can only imagine what a baffling experience it would be to watch the two X-Files movies without having seen...
How Sixties Italian Film Planet of the Vampires Influenced Alien
The 1979 summer edition of Cinefantastique magazine featured a scathing review of Alien, deeming it nothing but a melding of...
Why I Want Gladiator III Despite the Issues with Gladiator II
Gladiator II does what the worst sequels are guilty of and resets everything. It ignores the resolution of the original...
